"Teacher, if you tell I am here I will throw you the arse-shake medicine, and your arse will shake and your house will fill with many dungs."
- Whispered by Paul, before he started sneaking up on his father.
"Teacher! So-so Man is die! He have stomachache and is very much beer and crash the car, and the car is a model T!"
- Joey, telling me in detail about the death of his made-up superhero "So-so Man." Nothing was said about So-so man's nemesis, "Hammersoup."
"Teacher's hair style was yellow broccoli!"
- Sang-won on the history of my hair. When I told them it was "curly" and not "perm-u" they took curly to be like "broccoli."
"Teacher! I like shark dung!"
- Random uttering from a portly student in a turquoise sweatshirt with a picture of Charlie Brown on it, and the words: "When do the good things start?"
"Teacher! Tomorrow is White Day and you will say your friend: 'Hey! Please kiss me! I love you! Marry me!' and she say 'No, buddy! Go away and drink another your mother's breast water!"
- Paul being Paul.