A Canadian writer teaches English and finds out what it's like to be a foreigner.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Phallus or them

How can I possibly maintain any kind of composure when my kids are so unintentionally hilarious?

"Teacher!" Joey said this afternoon, "Why some penis [said 'pen-is'] is have a moustache [said 'moose-tache']?"

Ridiculous Freudian images bounced around in my head all day:

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar— unless of course it has a moustache.

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